"David Cohen's Bar Mitzvah Day" Performed by by Tali Yess & Luzy Klatzko

The Cadillacs were all lined up in the driveway
Minks of many colors were on display
The caterer was the best that money can buy
It was David Cohen's bar mitzvah day
It was David Cohen's bar mitzvah day

Uncle Abe flew in from Cincinnati
Aunt Becky drove up from Miami Beach
The rabbi was watching with a tear in his eye
As David Cohen read his bar mitzvah speech
As David Cohen read his bar mitzvah speech

I want to thank the rabbi, my mother and my father
Today, I am a man by Jewish law
I accept all of my Jewish obligations
I acknowledge that there is only one God
I acknowledge that there is only one God

That was the last time David Cohen saw a rabbi
His Tallis and his Tefillin, they got lost
He's now a lawyer up in Sacramento
Looking back it wasn't worth the cost
Looking back it wasn't worth the cost

I want to thank the rabbi, my mother and my father
Today, I am a man by Jewish law
I accept all of my Jewish obligations
I acknowledge that there is only one God
I acknowledge that there is only one God